There lives a cat in our neighborhood. His name is Boomer. I shoot my BB gun at him when he comes in the yard. He has bitten most of the people in the neighborhood, and is well-known. If I had a picture of him, I would post it here.

My kids want me to quit shooting at him with BBs. They think I should try to trap him, spray paint him pink, and let him go home.

Thoughts?