The Make It Happen World Foundation has been in operation since 2009, and with a track record like that you already know you can have confidence that it is still in operation and working to develop development of the philosophy we have developed over the hours and literally weeks and months and percentages of years to provide you, the ultimate end user, with the experience out of this life you seek, need and want.

Our belief is that with proper information, you may make an informed decision based not on whimsey or fancy, but hope, aspirations, belief, hope, and belief that what you want is not only possible, but you can achieve it if you have it within you to do the small thing in life and make it happen not only for you but for others who, like you, like you and want to be part of the larger community of those who are able to see the potential within each of us and without, without which you would simply be not you but someone who has your name and looks a lot like you but is different in some way or manner, who perhaps is ambidextrous or parts her hair on the other side, because you know that when (not if, but when) you chose to do the thing that will make you a part of the larger community of those who like you want to be a large part of the large community of those who are able to see the possibilities that exist in you and them and even those outside, without which we would be different; this is why we are working at the Foundation daily every day and many nights also to develop and implement a strategy that will make your aspirations into hopes and dreams which may become extant in the community in which you communicate and touch the others in a similar way.

Some would say this is God’s word. I am not in a mood to argue the point, and will simply conceed to those who try to argue with me on this. Make of that what it is, and remember that it is right and good to spread the word of how you can make it happen.

Therefore, with these beliefs in mind, we would like to provide you with sufficient information on the Foundation, and the foundations upon which it has been developed over the centuries, so you are able to make it happen. Plain and simple. We are that open and transparent here.

So, anyhoo, some of our larger donors may have asked about our determination to keep the cost of making it happen so low in spite of the current economic turmoil we have gone through the last several months and into the foreseeable future. Because we honor even the smallest, cheapest, skimpiest donations of paper US currency, we have pledged to keep the minimum cheap donation at one dollar US. However, because we honor as much and more those who chose to make the larger effort to really make it happen, we have concluded that setting up a separate group, similar to the Admiral’s Club American Airlines has at O’Hare Airport, which we are calling “The New Decadants” being those who send a paper currency that has a 1 followed by at least one zero. We are also introducing “The New Milleniums” or those who donate at least a one followed by three zeros, much like memory could be divided into 1024 bits, filled with little bytes of some size or another, such as 8-bit, or 16-bit, etc, because we honestly remember the larger members of our community a little bit better (get that play on the word ‘bit’?) and so using larger memory sectors sort of puts them in a separate class. Not a better class; just a preferred class.

On the other hand, we feel that it is important to regognize those who are only able to send paper US currency that doesn’t have a zero in its denomination. We belief it would be erroneous, and possibly even negligent, to fail to remind those that a two or five doesn’t have a zero, but are worth no less than a 1 dollar  bill. That is a fact as far as the sciences can show us. But we are not limited by what sciences prove, because frankly we are above the fray on that issue. We fail to engage. This is not at all unlike Ghandi. And he is respected even by scientists for his refusal to engage. So while we chose to passively receive the brunt of the single dollars we do so also receive the fives and twos too. Because ours is not to question why, ours is but to get and buy time for our sponsors to evaluate fully our philosophies and plans to implement those policies into action by taking a “can-do” attitude of implementing those philosophies after they have been implemented into policies.

Over the times we have learned that statistics can be illuminating. But before we look at statistics, we want to illuminate you on the very prospects of making it happen. “I didn’t know”, one active member asked. “Is it really that simple?” another stated. And on and on. We hear things like this every day. So when we look at statistics, you can be assured that they are accurate - numbers never lie, one wise person thought once, and therefore we will without further delay discuss statistics.

7.  13.8%.  0.0043. These are statistics that cannot be questioned. As a matter of fact, one communitant did question them, and he and/or she was assured that, yes, indeed, these are statistics and we cannot dispute what the numbers tell us. As a matter of fact, I personally guarantee it. I am that confident. With 55 billion sold in the last many months, now might be the perfect time to sell a timeshare, but we are convinced to a certainty that now is the time , no, now is past the time, the time is in the past and you are past due if you haven’t made it happen. These, I am afraid, are truisms. “But Tom, how many beers would I have to give up?” to which I reply “None, we will make sure of that if we can.”

One person who claimed to have sent an envelope to Arizona complained that she hadn’t had her name posted. We want to assure you that if you have already sent payment to Arizona, I am in Michigan and can’t credit you until we receive proper verification (blame the lawyers and this translucency we are committed to) and therefore if you did send money to Arizona you should immediately send it instead and also to “MIHFOW c/o Tom Ryan, 1610 Robinson SE, EGRand Rapids MI  49506” and when I have verification (blame accountants and the code) I can assure you that your name will appear. And for those who have already sent it to Arizona, I can assure you that when I get there I will be in a position to go to the mail and check it and will do so. So either way you are safeguarded. Because we know that what with internet hoaxes like the fellow in South Dakota who has millions and just needs your checking account number and social security. But here you are assured that we won’t get that information because we never have and never will. That is our “Guarantee of Personal Disclosure” we are committed to use here. That is one of the points that makes us different (may we say better?) than any South Dakota scheme, and we take great personal pride in knowing that your payment will be applied when received. Again, could we say that if it weren’t true? Not on this Internet, mon ami - a million others can’t be wrong, and there are no fine print terms and conditions, because that isn’t us.

We have found that use of the word Foundation itself means that we will be held to the strictest litmus tests around - ask if it isn’t so. And if the t’s aren’t crossed and dotted, you won’t see it here. Our editorial board of directors in a staff meeting recently made a firm determination to do our best to provide the services our foundation is established for - truth, justice, and the American way are all powerful motivators for you to make it happen, and you know it as well as I know that you know it. So now the real only questions is “How?” and we say “Hello” to let you know that we know that you know how to make it happen, because we are dedicated to the concept that Native Americans can say what they want to say “Hello”, we will take their money as easily as they take ours at casinos. Because this is not a gamble, it is a pretty probable possibility and you hold the keys in your very hands. You see, the Foundation is here not for us, but for you. But for you, the Foundation would have little reason to exist. Yet it does, and so do you, and now we know is the time for you to take the bull by the horns, to stand up to the plate, to run it up a flagpost, to put it in a pipe and smoke because it is time for you to act on your primal self-interested motivational inspiration and make it happen.

An English gent who was considering making it happen inquired if he could make it be, or make it occur. It is what it is, as Britney Spears once said, and using her as a model roll shows the simplicity in the entire argument. And this simplicity is the elegance of the entire base of the Foundation. Yes, we informed the inquirant. Because if it has occurred, it has happened, and it is so. This is what our foundation considers a tautology, analogous to the same thing. Therefore whether you wish to characterize it as making it be, or making it occur, is not significant to the act - yes, the very act itself - of making it happen. You are the agent of change, and whether you make that change for the better or to make it so is not of consequence, provided you make it so. Our foundation has stood for these principles over time and as Elton John sang, “I’m still standing” or “shining dancer” or even “Wherefore now St. Peter?” Because of this, we are convinced that you will be convinced that we have convinced you of our convictions.  Were it not so, would it be said? No, it would not. Yes, it is that simple. Maybe if we didn’t have the faith of our convictions we would guarantee things beyond our control. But I can permanently assure you that that is not the case - we don’t guarantee what we can’t back up. But our foundation needs your help.

Therefore, having given  a basic primer on the foundations of our founding this Foundation, we are certain that you will be sure to make it happen now, not later (although both are appreciated here.) So, what can you do now to help make it happen? Here’s one way: Get envelope, put paper US currency in it, mail it to MIHFOW c/o Tom Ryan at 1610 Robinson Road SE, EGRand Rapids, MI  49506, and keep your eyes open to see if you aren’t on our membership list. Additionally you should look here for the other methods.