Well, let’s try this again... Here are some photos to bring a smile to your face. Remember, a smile is just a frown that got turned all around and dizzy and confused   :-)

Ever notice how people make fun of fat people like they could do something to be hot? Also, ever notice how a word can mean different things? For example:

Now, to be nearly perfectly honest, I think that “Phat” one looks like Amy Winehouse’s face, to that is most likely a photo from her recent stay in Barbados while her husband Blake was released from his prison stay.

Since I am sure you think that was really funny, let’s try a different, more literate approach.

and one I think is just so precious:

Well, maybe in Iowa or Vermont, but in Michigan you have to be a vet to treat bears with bandages.

It looks like some people treat themselves with a hands-on exam and dietary supplements.

Looks like it really itches, you bitches. Oh, wait -  I meant to say “That’s Hot”

Hey Bitches, want to fish for crabs now?

So, the kid goes to school and says to the teacher “You know what the Mexican kid got for Christmas this year?” “No, what?” “My bike.”

Each person on this page has dedicated their lives to consuming some of this every day for the rest of their life.

       My Typical Family. The Me is the taller one.

   If this is the most beautiful, you can eat your hat.

       God. Sex and the Ugly.

So, getting off the beautifully not people, and on to other more jovial items:

 Topless model    Mindless model

                Now to toilet humor:

Don’t throw babies here . . .         

  Don’t forget to bring a towel to dry the hands you wash . . .

Speaking of Oprah, did you know we have a problem with the coloreds here. Little black flies are getting into my beer and juices.

Then, there are the Africans - bees, that is, which most people say to just ship them back to where they came from, but they actually came  from

which is actually Mexico. And now crows are flocking into my porch area. Where will it all end?

Did you ever wonder how the wombat excretes its cubical excrement? Me too. I wanted to know more. Here it is. Now you know why that Tazmanian paper is so darned expensive.