RNC 08


	Summer of ‘08, Bush is supposed to retire in a couple months (although my questions about that can be found here) and the election is getting into full swing. At a Republican meeting out west there were souvenirs for sale, including some of the following




	Below is a photo of the RNC Headquarters in Iowa City, Iowa, where it is anticipated that the winning candidate will make his announcement accepting his candidacy for the presidency:


	And here is a picture of the anticipated Republic candidate, John McCain:

Yes, this is actually an actual photo of the actual candidate actual people will actually vote for in an actual election for president of the USofA.

Below follow some of the backers of this fine candidate...

McCain’s the man for the job, no snurf about that.

It’s a no-brainer.

I got a dog in this fight, and that dog is McCain.

You can’t teach etc blah blah.

I will cherish every moment of his presidency.

He’s for environments that I need, too.

He’s not Piggy, either.

Sure. McCain can prevent us from taking over the planet. He was a prisoner and a war hero. From that war in the 50s or 60s or whenever it was. Vietnam, I think it was.

I am a war hero too. Just a different war.




		No bones about it; McCain is the guy I want.


	I will scream if McCain isn’t elected. He isn’t tied to too many special interests, and has not been convicted of anything, either. He’s from Arizona, and I need some sun, anyhow.



	I would go bezerkowitz if John isn’t elected. Please don’t let that happen.

		I have donated some small funds, because I think it would be good to look for oil in Alaska instead of looking for solutions in the continental states. I am an international spirit, and think that John will be good for my interests.





Better him than me. And my wife’s hotter. Even if his is richer.


	I fully endorse anything that will promote the personal interests of myself, my family and our friends, and therefore I am fully supportive of John in his bid for the presidency. I’ll try to help him right before the election by awing the leaders of Iran, and my “capture” of USAma bin Laden, too.


	McCain thinks the economy is great, although he is not sure how many homes he has. He thinks America is filled up with winers. I think Paris is right - that wrinkly-faced white-haired old dude.

When Mississippi got a thunderstorm the day before the RNC ‘08 conference in Minnesota, the Republicants rescheduled their meeting, to keep GWB away. To this, Howard Dean responded thusly:

Here is the new campaign ad the Reps are running to try for the young male vote:

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J McC and Sarah P were in GRAND RAPIDS MICHIGAN this week and spoke at the junior college, so Palin could recall her college days.


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