Because the nation is in a recession and no one thinks they can afford any luxuries these days we are reducing our rates for our Preferred Customers who, like you, are looking for a cheaper deal out there in the marketplace. And the WWW is a wallop of a marketplace.

So, anyhoo, we are making it even cheaper to become a fashionable member of our select chosen few who have grown to make it happen, but now you get this fantastic deal for only a single dollar - $1.00 is all it will cost you. Send in envelope to:

and that’s all there is to it.