Make It Happen

Do you want to know what I want? Me too. I want to have been a good parent, and I hope I have set my children up with the tools they need to survive on their own. I hope to have been a good husband, all things considered^tm,. I hope to have been a good friend. I also hope to live for years and years, lungs willing. I hope to feed many more animals.

But wait, there’s more.

Now, in sort of a bizarre twisted contortion of Breaking Bad, NPR’s pledge drives, and Octomom, I am having a pledge drive. But that means I have to take abuse, because lots of hits has got to hurt. So I don’t want hits. I want dollar bills. Now, one great thing here is that the only cost to you is for an envelope which you can even use a junk mail envelope for, a stamp, and a dollar. Wow. That is cheap. Now for this what do you get? First and foremost, you get the satisfaction of being a member. Being a member is like being a friend, and wouldn’t you want to have a friend who is a millionaire who is a friend to millions? Can you honestly say you have a million friends or millionaire friends? Well, that is exactly what I am hoping will become true for you in the near future. Here is all you have to do:

Send dollar inside stamped envelope to:

And after you do, wait for that warm and fuzzy feeling to come over you. Really. Try it, you’ll like it. You will then feel like part of the family.

You too can have a million friends. Make It Happen ^TM

p.s. forward to everyone in your mailbox to have the most friends. Make It Happen^tm