It’s in my blog but so great I will repeat it here:

T.S. Idiot wrote this classic:

Here I sit, broken hearted;

Tried to shit, but only farted.

Came back for a second chance;

tried to fart and shit my pants.

Is that not a beautiful poem? You can tell it is a poem because it ryhmes and has metre. Metre is how we spell meter if we are classy, which this website is.