We have had a problem with Boomer. He is the neighborhood bully cat. He has bitten many of the neighbors. We are taking more than note of this - we are taking charge.

We have hired a “posse” who has been charged with the obligation to hunt down Boomer and deal with him ‘with extreme prejudice’ because I think Boomer is trailer trash. Anyhow ...

Hopefully when all is said and done, we will be able to display something along these lines for our efforts:

Hey, these guys aren’t half bad. I say this because here is their result after only hours:

Unfortunately, that ain’t Boomer. It is Furby, the nice cat from across the street. We have put him on ice until we can figure out what to tell his owner.

Because we care. Because we are pet owners. We are the voice of responsibility.