I am going to show you a photo of a person who is, during the year of our Chris 2010 a.m.p. being paid actual legal currency, U.S. currency, for speaking to us and sharing her deepest thoughts and insights into the problems of the world. In fact, she shows us by her existence at least some of the problems of the world.

Here is her baby’s daddy.

He made his money as a professional model. But this fellow will only speak to certain audiences.

Here she is having a small get-together.

I think this is a good time for a contest. How many cakes can you see there for the two of them? What is that out the window? Could that be the siding for the mobile home? Anyhow, the contest is to see how many cakes there are. You can see what looks to be quite a pile of tea bags behind Bristol’s right butt cheek. Unless of course those are simply more pastries I overlooked. And of course there are always the teabags here. Oh well... You be the judge, and about that contest, let’s make it happen.