Lemme axe you a question. What you be thinking what if President Barak Obama hisself spoked and wrote like this and too if he looked like or dressed like this   

Because I been like thinking that if President Barak Obama hisself be dress like that or be like righting or like talking like this, well I be thinking he maybe not get electedified or whatever.

And Michelle, oh the words I got for Bitch. Because everyone no that the females of the specie be calling the shots so they be the ones should objeck if they see a man looks like this. 

And if they hear a man talking like bitch and f this and f that and all that they should like yell and tell him man up and be smart if they ever think they get some of the sweet stuff, if you picking up what I am putting down.

So anyhow, that is what Bitch should be talking.